Wednesday, July 23, 2014

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

eyelashetc:

 
We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us. Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)
megamintcat:


ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

thomas müller ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕△◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

realrawbitch2k14:

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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this is some Coraline shit right hurr

If someone really loves you, no matter how many other people they meet, their feelings for you wouldn’t change. A real lover can’t be stolen. (via thereisaworldinsideofme)

Yes this this

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