Thursday, August 21, 2014

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

saramofficial:

wavetruant:

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

how about I take you to one then?

FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

(Source: broriarty)

talks:

JUST DANCE GONNA BE OKimage

DA DA DOO DOO

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

(Source: condescendist)

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

w is not a vowel every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

prinnyemperor:

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE DUDE WHO WON’T LEAVE

prinnyemperor:

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE DUDE WHO WON’T LEAVE

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

(Source: tripolarbear)